You want to know about us? Who we are?
It’s taken years of self-analysis. We’ve talked to the professors. We’ve talked to the philosophers and priests. We’ve talked to the wise and homeless. We’ve climbed great mountains looking for the gods themselves. We’ve chased our own tails. We’ve even tried levitating. And finally we’ve found an answer. We have nothing to do with ourselves. We’re all about you. If you’re up to it, send us a picture, any picture,* and we’ll include it below.
*Okay, we might not include illegal, offensive, or scandalous stuff.
